I see so many grumpy faces in office today morning....and just because its today morning! Are you feeling the monday blues too? Why???
Its a beautiful monday morning and there is loads and loads of work to be done! Dont you feel the excitement of a full days work schedule surging through your veins? Doesn't it add meaning to life? Doesn't it make every rupee lying in your bank account seem sweeter, cause you have really earned it?
Breathe in deeply and let the challenges of a glorious monday morning give you a high that no single malt can. Walk up to your boss and demand tighter deadlines, tougher tasks and complex deliverables, cause you can do it today. Repeat to yourself that you can do it today! Slap yourself tight in the face and let the sting remind you to be grateful that you have a cushy office job and a good home to go back to.
Just think... for the next 5 days you dont need to waste time, just lying around watching tv....you can instead:
- look forward to waking up nice and early after just 5 hours of sleep
- look forward to the restful hours of commute where you get a chance to rub shoulders (and several unmentionable parts) with your fellow countrymen
- look forward to toiling till late in the evening, excercising your grey cells, pushing back your thinning grey hair
- look forward to 5 days of energetic activities like
.......intellectual masturbation to cook up crappy ideas
.......desperate class participation to liven up dreary meetings
.......healthy bouts of back stabbing with colleagues
.......self-respect-crushing directives to juniors
.......and to top it all, some delicious ass licking of customers, seniors and influential secretaries!
So i say, cheer up, cause its a glorious monday morning!