Monday, October 05, 2009

Glorious monday morning!

I see so many grumpy faces in office today morning....and just because its today morning!  Are you feeling the monday blues too?  Why???

Its a  beautiful monday morning and there is loads and loads of work to be done!  Dont you feel the excitement of a full days work schedule surging through your veins?  Doesn't it add meaning to life?  Doesn't it make every rupee lying in your bank account seem sweeter, cause you have really earned it?

Breathe in deeply and let the challenges of a glorious monday morning give you a high that no single malt can.  Walk up to your boss and demand tighter deadlines, tougher tasks and complex deliverables, cause you can do it today.  Repeat to yourself that you can do it today!  Slap yourself tight in the face and let the sting remind you to be grateful that you have a cushy office job and a good home to go back to.

Just think... for the next 5 days you dont need to waste time, just lying around watching tv....you can instead:
- look forward to waking up nice and early after just 5 hours of sleep
- look forward to the restful hours of commute where you get a chance to rub shoulders (and several unmentionable parts) with your fellow countrymen
- look forward to toiling till late in the evening, excercising your grey cells, pushing back your thinning grey hair
- look forward to 5 days of energetic activities like
.......intellectual masturbation to cook up crappy ideas
.......desperate class participation to liven up dreary meetings
.......healthy bouts of back stabbing with colleagues
.......self-respect-crushing directives to juniors
.......and to top it all, some delicious ass licking of customers, seniors and influential secretaries!

So i say, cheer up, cause its a glorious monday morning!

4 comments:

Vivek Rao said...

This was basically part of a conversation i had with chan in july 2007! Just came across the chain of mails while cleaning up my gmail inbox. It was a monday morning and she sounded really dead on her mail to me, so sent her this shit and that cheered up our conversation quite a bit! hehehe

Chan and I have done tons of mail-mail...

Archana Rao said...

Vivek and I have had longgg chain email conversations..... more so from the time I relocated to Dubai.

Its fun and sometimes its so instant it's like an SMS.
This particular one was on a monday morn when i was like soooo screwed at work... and plus gloomy bec it was a monday... and the weekend was over and that i had to drag myself to work!!

I had replied this to this post:
What are you saying???
I AM SAYING ITS A GLOOMY MONDAY MORNING.. NOTHING SPECIAL OR BAD ABT TODAY.. JUST THAT MONDAY MORNS ARE ALWAYS GLOOMY




Its a beautiful monday morning and there is loads and loads of work to be done!


DOESNT LOOK LIKE U HAVE TOO MUCH WORK TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont you feel the excitement of a full days work schedule surging through your veins?

NO




Doesn't it add meaning to life?

NO

Doesn't it make every rupee lying in your bank account seem sweeter, cause you have really earned it?

NO


Breathe in deeply and let the challenges of a glorious monday morning give you a high that no single malt can.


CANT BREATHE IN TOO MUCH... ASTHAMA U SEE

Walk up to your boss and demand tighter deadlines, tougher tasks and complex deliverables, cause you can do it today.

WITH A DEMENTED BOSS... WELLL WHAT MORE COULD I HAVE ASKED IN LIFE FOR!!!!!
HOW ABOUT ME ASKING FOR tighter deadlines, tougher tasks and complex deliverables AND U COMING TO HELP ME???

Repeat to yourself that you can do it today! Slap yourself tight in the face and let the sting remind you to be grateful that you have a cushy office job and a good home to go back to.

HOW ABOUT ME SLAPPING U TIGHT IN UR FACE ??????????????

Just think, for the next 5 days you dont need to waste time, just lying around or watching tv...


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Look forward to waking up nice and early after just 5 hours of sleep; look forward to the restful hours of commute where you get a chance to rub shoulders, and other parts, with your fellow countrymen; look forward to toiling till late in the evening, excercising your grey cells, pushing back your grey hair; look forward to 5 days of energetic stuff like intellectual masturbation to cook up ideas, desparate class participation to liven up dreary meetings, healthy bouts of back stabbing with colleagues and juniors, all topped up with some delicious ass licking of the seniors.....


THANKS... MY LIFE IS ALREADY WORSE WITH A DUMB BOSS.... NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.!!!!!!

So i say, cheer up, cause its a glorious monday morning!


IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MADDDDDDDDDDD AT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ashish said...

This one needs to be laminated and pinned on each and every cubicle in each and every office.

Has the tone of some dystopian propaganda... a cheery voice squelching out this stuff on constant repeat across loudspeakers in some grey city as citizens commute to work.

Not too different from how things are already!

I've just fired a print ;-)

Rashmi said...

Vivek and Chan always had loads of time to chat for a loooooooonnnnggggg time , playing mail mail .... basically no work to do .....